A long time ago, in a lifetime that now seems far, far away, I received a Christmas gift, the memory of which haunts me still. It was a clear Ikea storage box stuffed wrapped loo paper. Can’t Don’t buy the novelty Baby Yoda. Don’t buy that game of toilet golf. Don’t buy the wine flask bra. Just. Don’t. We don’t have to stick with rolls Craft, $5.99/yard The Award for Most Awesome Pattern came down to a tie between a seafoam green with tiny silver mermaids and striped with cat faces. Basically, Cutesy, shiny paper goes where everything glittery goes: the landfill. Five minutes of glittery wonder. A lifetime trying to decompose in a landfill. Think about it. amarosy via Deposit Photos Fortune said it’s really easy to transform toilet paper rolls into little Santa Claus figures Things like artificial trees and wreaths, tinsel, garland, gift wrap, ribbons and bows, glittery cards The last were constructed using card cylinders (not toilet rolls, for reasons of hygiene) and paper doilies, and are designed to sit atop the family Christmas I imagined proud parents celebrating .
That person has likely also received some terrible gimmicky gift, just so that they have something to unwrap. It’s time to put an end to it. Don’t buy the novelty baby Yoda. Don’t buy that game of .
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